You Probably Had To Be There...

A Conversation Between Mother and Father:

Liz: I think her diaper is dirty. I just changed it, though, maybe we should check it.

Mike: Okay.

Liz: Can you just smell her diaper? (Lifts baby's bum toward Mike.)

Mike: Sure. (Moving toward baby.)

Liz: Just see if you smell anything.

Mike: I don't smell anyth--- (Mike is cut off by Lily's perfect timing gas passing, right in her father's face.)

Conversation is over, because Liz is laughing hysterically and trying not to drop the baby. Mike passed out. (Not really, but it ends the scene well.)